I woke up to a text this morning from my "straight" friend.
Him: DTF?
Me: WTF?
Him: Down to fuck
Me: I know what it means, y?
Him: she's not putting out, I need FwB
Me: I told you before ditch the bitch we'll make magic
Him: I can't do that to her.
Me: Sucks to be you.
Really? you know I want you and you ask for FwB while staying with that thing you sleep with? Fuck You Man.
<3
Joey
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